Maybe it’s the fact that it’s been a long day, but I came home to pack for my trip to Seattle tomorrow, and the unthinkable happened.
It happened while I was on a break from packing (which really means I threw shit into a suitcase and am going to run around like a crazy tomorrow because there’s going to be 25 things I forgot to do).
WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT I WAS EXPECTING TO WATCH THE LAST TWO EPISODES OF “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE” ON HULU AND IT WASN’T FUCKING THERE!
As in… I just watched some episodes of this show 2 DAYS AGO, and now it’s like, “Episodes? What episodes? We ain’t got no stinkin’ episodes!”
BUT CLIPS! CLIPS FUCKING GALORE!
And then I went on a panick-y internet search, and it took me to Fox.com, and I thought, “Oh! Good! Maybe I can watch episodes here!” and you know what it said? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID?! Sorry, page not found.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? LIKE, WHY ARE YOU BEING A BITCH, FOX.COM?
Oh, and THANKS, FOX, for telling me who won (I mean, I knew, in my heart, BUT NOW I REALLY KNOW AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO SEE IT).
Excuse me while I go sashay my sadness elsewhere.
(FWIW, I know this is a total first-world-I-don’t-have-a-TV-problem. Hope all is well.)